Have a bad case of Mondays? Me too… I’m actually posting these funny Monday quotes on a Monday believe it or not. Monday quotes like these help me start the week on the right foot, so I hope they help you too!
These funny Monday quotes will put you in a good mood and help you feel ready to conquer the week! 😉
Let’s get into these funny Monday quotes.
Monday Funny Quotes:
1. “I hate Mondays, but if I had to pick a favorite day of the week, it would be Monday. Because that’s when the week starts and I still have hope.”
2. “Monday is a basic b*tch.”
3. “Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.”
4. “Monday is a cruel reminder that the weekend has ended.”
5. “I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them.”
6. “I’m not a morning person, but if I had to wake up early on a Monday, I’d want to do it in Paris.”
7. “Monday is the day when reality hits you in the face like a wet fish.”
8. “Monday is a good day to start dieting because it’s too far from the weekend to cheat.”
9. “I have a case of the Mondays…and the Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays.”
10. “Monday is the day when even coffee needs coffee.”
11. “Monday is the day when you realize that the weekend was just a warm-up.”
12. “Monday is the day when you realize that your weekend dreams were just a fantasy.”
13. “I’m not sure if I hate Mondays or if I just really love my bed.”
Relateable Monday Quotes:
14. “Monday is the day when you have to put on your big girl pants and deal with it.”
15. “Monday is the day when you realize that you forgot to do everything you said you were going to do over the weekend.”
16. “Monday is a fresh start. It’s like a new year, but every week!”
17. “Monday is the day to be a little bit crazy and a lot of fun.”
18. “Monday is the day to start your engines and begin the week with a bang!”
19. “Monday is the perfect day to start planning your next weekend adventure.”
20. “Monday is the day to be productive and have a little bit of fun along the way.”
21. “Monday is the day to start the week off right – with a smile and a positive attitude.”
22. “Monday is the day to embrace the chaos and have fun with it.”
23. “Monday is the day to be a little bit silly and have some fun.”
24. “Monday is the day to make the most of every moment and have a little bit of fun along the way.”
25. “Monday is the day to tackle your to-do list with a sense of humor and a positive attitude.”
Monday Coffee Quotes:
26. “Monday is a new beginning. Coffee cheers you up on Monday morning and provides much-needed caffeine to get your day going!” – Unknown (source: Uncommon Quotes)
27. “I can’t function without my morning cup of coffee.” – Unknown (source: Uncommon Quotes)
28. “It’s a new day, and it is perfect. I’m ready to greet the world with my coffee in hand.” – Unknown (source: Uncommon Quotes)
29. “There’s nothing like a hot cup of coffee in the morning, and Mondays are no exception.” – Unknown
30. “Monday mornings are better with a cup of coffee in hand.” – Unknown
31. “Coffee is the perfect companion for a Monday morning.” – Unknown
32. “Monday blues can be cured with a strong cup of coffee.” – Unknown
33. “Coffee and Monday mornings go hand in hand like peanut butter and jelly.” – Unknown
34. “Coffee is the fuel that gets me through Monday mornings.” – Unknown
35. “Monday mornings are made better with a fresh cup of coffee.” – Unknown
Monday is the day to…
36. “Monday is the day to set yourself up for success throughout the entire week.” – Unknown
37. “Monday is the day to unleash your inner superhero.” – Unknown
38. “Monday is the day to start your week with a smile.” – Unknown
39. “Monday is the day to start fresh and set new goals.” – Unknown
40. “Monday is the day to take action towards your dreams.” – Unknown
41. “Monday is the day to start your week with a positive attitude.” – Unknown
42. “Monday is the day to be productive and get things done.” – Unknown
43. “Monday is the day to start your week with a bang!” – Unknown
44. “Monday is the day to start your week with a grateful heart.” – Unknown
45. “Monday is the day to start your week with a new perspective.” – Unknown
46. “Monday is the day to start your week with a smile on your face.” – Unknown
47. “Monday is the day to focus on your goals and make them happen.” – Unknown
48. “Monday is the day to start your week with a sense of purpose.” – Unknown
49. “Monday is the day to be excited about the possibilities of the week ahead.” – Unknown
50. “Monday is the day to start your week with determination and motivation.” – Unknown
51. “Monday is the day to take charge of your life and make things happen.” – Unknown
52. “Monday is the day to start your week with a positive mindset.” – Unknown
53. “Monday is the day to be inspired and inspire others.” – Unknown
Quotes That Rhyme With Monday:
54. “Monday, Monday, don’t be a bummer. Start the week with a smile and conquer.” – Unknown
55. “Monday, Monday, a fresh start to the week. A chance to make progress and reach your peak.” – Unknown
56. “Monday, Monday, the start of the grind. But with hard work and focus, success you will find.” – Unknown
57. “Monday, Monday, the day to be bold. Take on challenges and break the mold.” – Unknown
58. “Monday, Monday, the start of the race. Keep your eyes on the prize and set the pace.” – Unknown
59. “Monday, Monday, the day to make a plan. Set your goals high and take a stand.” – Unknown
60. “Monday, Monday, the day to be brave. Face your fears and pave the way.” – Unknown
61. “Monday, Monday, the week is ahead. Make the most of it and don’t be misled.” – Unknown
62. “Monday, Monday, the day to be strong. Keep pushing forward and you’ll never go wrong.” – Unknown
63. “Monday, Monday, the day to be great. Believe in yourself and conquer your fate.” – Unknown
Quotes About Boring Mondays:
64. “Mondays are the potholes in the road of life.” – Tom Wilson
65. “This is the Mondayest Monday that ever Mondayed.” -Unknown
66. “Mondays are the beginning of the workweek, which offer new beginnings 52 times a year.” – Unknown
67. “Monday is a state of mind. Put on your positive pants and get stuff done.” – Unknown
68. “Mondays are the black holes of the week. They suck up all the fun and energy and leave you feeling drained.” – Unknown
69. “Monday is the day to be productive, but it’s hard to get motivated when you’re still recovering from the weekend.” – Unknown
70. “Mondays are the worst. It’s like getting back to work after a vacation, only there was no vacation.” – Unknown
71. “Monday is the day to face the music and get back to reality. It’s not always easy, but it’s necessary.” – Unknown
72. “Mondays are the day to pay for the weekend. It’s like a hangover without the fun.” – Unknown
73. “Monday is the day to get back into the grind, but it’s hard to get excited about work when you’re still dreaming of the weekend.” – Unknown
Motivating Quotes About Monday:
74. “Your Monday morning thoughts set the tone for your whole week. See yourself getting stronger, and living a fulfilling, happier, and healthier life.” – Germany Kent
75.“Monday is a fresh start. It’s never too late to dig in and begin a new journey of success.” – Unknown
76. “Monday is a day to start a new beginning and not a day to start a new ending.” – Zig Ziglar
77. “Monday is a great day to have a great day.” – Unknown
78. “Mondays are the start of the workweek which offer new beginnings 52 times a year!” – David Dweck
79. “Don’t let a day of the week have so much power over your happiness. Happy Monday!” – Andrea L’Artiste
80. “Monday is the perfect day to correct last week’s mistakes.” – Unknown
81. “Monday is a day to grab opportunities by the horns and enjoy the ride.” – Unknown
82. “Monday is the day to unleash the potential within you and to achieve your dreams.” – Unknown
83. “Monday is a chance to start a new week, to set a new tone, and to accomplish new goals.” – Unknown
84. Monday is a good day to have a great day. – Unknown
Quotes about the days of the week:
85. “Each day is a new opportunity. Yesterday is over and today is a new day – use it wisely.” – Unknown
86. “Every day is a new beginning. Take a deep breath, smile, and start again.” – Unknown
87. “The day is what you make it! So, why not make it a great one?” – Unknown
88. “Monday is a fresh start, Tuesday is a day of progress, Wednesday is halfway there, Thursday is almost there, Friday is a celebration, Saturday is relaxation, and Sunday is reflection.” – Unknown
89. “Every day is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.” – Unknown
90. “Monday is the day to set the tone for the week ahead.” – Unknown
91. “Tuesday is a reminder that the week is still young and there’s time to make things happen.” – Unknown
92. “Wednesday is the hump day – halfway there, but still a long way to go.” – Unknown
93. “Thursday is the day to push through and finish strong.” – Unknown
94. “Friday is the day to celebrate the end of the work week and the start of the weekend.” – Unknown
95. “Saturday is the day to relax, recharge, and refuel for the week ahead.” – Unknown
96. “Sunday is the day to reflect on the past week and prepare for the week ahead.” – Unknown
97. “Every day is a new opportunity to be better than the day before.” – Unknown
98. “The days of the week are like a staircase – each one takes you closer to your goals.” – Unknown
99. “The days of the week are a reminder that time is precious and every day counts.” – Unknown
100. Mondays are the start of a new adventure. – Unknown
101. “I really need a day between Sunday and Monday”
102. “I swear it was Friday like 5 minutes ago.”
103. “If each day is a “gift”, I’d like to know where I can return the Monday.”
104. “So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends—but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more positive partnership.”
105. “I and Monday are not compatible: she wants me to wake up and smile and I just want the weekend to come fast!”
106. “Enjoy every second of Sunday, for when you least expect Monday comes to haunt you.”
107. “Enjoy every second of Sunday, for when you least expect Monday comes to haunt you.”
108. “Monday again? Is it every week now?”
109. Even if Monday and Thursday switched places, I would still hate Monday.
110. I’m not sure if it’s the end of the world or just Monday.
I really hope these Monday funny quotes gave you a good laugh! Which was your favorite??
